Good idea or Bad idea. Either way, it's gonna be in code.

So I have succumbed.
Much mirth there was and is to be found in the blog musings of some of my fellows, so much so that I’ve decided to enter the fray and hopefully up the stakes in this curious literary sparring. So lay on Radge, Scowzer et al!
There won’t be too much detail about my ‘life’ and so forth. Which is a both a good and bad thing for any potential readers.
But rest assured I will try not to bore overmuchly.
So, sitting discomfited?
Then we shall begin……….